“Do you know how many guys I had to beat out to land Pikachu?” “Um…” “None. Are you serious? That was a joke, honey. Here’s my point…” He shifted his stance. “When a door is closed in your face, you have to at least look for a side door. Or an emergency exit. Or a window. And try to get in.” “That sounds a lot like breaking and entering.” “That’s exactly what it is—and I should know.

