It’s true. Back when I met Wanda, I had so many lovers that I had no more bandwidth for all their problems, like Gravy was getting evicted and Jeri’s bed frame shattered and Roxie was getting evicted and Susie’s water heater broke down and ZQ was getting evicted and Frankie’s truck was making a noise like one of those truffle-sniffing pigs all the time, and also Frankie was getting evicted too. I couldn’t be there for all of them. So I started just networking them with each other, like I got Frankie to replace the bed frame while Gravy fixed Frankie’s truck, and I was also sleeping with a
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