I’ve never been one of those men who grumble about not getting enough sex. The jokes about how you’re only supposed to get married when you’re ready to give up getting pussy never really landed for me. I’m not an animal; I can hear the word ‘no’ and not take it as a personal affront or a threat to my manhood. Sometimes my wife was tired. Sometimes she had a headache for real. And sometimes she just didn’t wanna fuck. I could handle that just fine. My goal has always been to make her life easy no matter how I felt.
