Happy Hour

by Marlowe Granados

Intellectuals are funny because they always think you mean more than you say, when sometimes I don’t mean anything at all.

If I were to describe typical New York conversation, it would be two people waiting for their turn to talk.

Boys are always hanging around in groups, making girls uncomfortable.

There’s nothing like the feeling of a Possibility beginning to present itself.

When men are in the kitchen, it is considered work, and when women are in the kitchen, it’s considered duty.

I’ve always been able to change the way my future looks with a mere suggestion. It’s one of my greatest traits. My future can accommodate anything.