“So, you’re not interested in sleeping with Corinne? That’s surprising to me, actually. Because even right now, the only thing I can think about is sleeping with Corinne, which I got very close to doing last week, by the way. So, if your intentions are anywhere along those lines, I’m going to have to encourage you to try a lot harder than these Obama-era pickup lines. Because it’s one thing to get Corinne to sleep with you, and a whole different thing to get her to sleep with you after I’ve raised the bar so damn high for her.”
