I open up FaceTime on my personal laptop and conclude that I have two options: call Gray right now or ignore his request. If I call him, there’s a 1% chance I’ll have a bad orgasm and a 99% percent chance of a mind-blowing one that can fully make up for the one I was robbed of earlier this evening. If I don’t call him, there’s a 100% chance of no orgasm at all—or at least one that doesn’t involve Gray. Now, if I do call Gray, regardless of the quality of the orgasm, there’s a 50/50 chance that he’s going to break my heart. If I don’t call Gray, there’s a 100% chance he won’t break my heart. So
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