How To Be Dead #1-3 (The 'How To Be Dead' Grim Reaper)

by Dave Turner

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'There's rumours of cake in the office, so it's all gone very Lord of the Flies.

'Is there any way the vendor could improve the property?' asked Sarah, always keen to hear feedback. 'Fire. Lots of fire,' Peter

'Life isn't about being brave. It's about getting through it even though you're scared,'

I'VE JUST HAD A KIT KAT THAT WAS ALL CHOCOLATE NO WAFER. WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS SCIENCE NOW?

It turns out I just don't like people.'

the look on the winning horse's face is reward enough for me.'

idiot wrapped in a moron inside another idiot.

When the British started queue jumping, Dave knew that society was definitely crumbling.

Canada Square's windows had been smashed out, leaving random black puncture wounds among the glass squares so it looked like a diabolic crossword puzzle with no solution.