How To Be Dead (The 'How To Be Dead' Grim Reaper Comedy Horror Series #1)

by Dave Turner

'Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.'

Death let out a long weary sigh. 'I'm always busy.' 'How do you find the time to do it all?' 'Time is relative. In fact, he's my cousin. Who owes me money.' 'Time travel?' 'It's not time travel as such. It's more that I exist simultaneously at all points in time. Or something. I wasn't really paying attention. Quantum physics was put together on a Friday afternoon. That's why humanity will never figure it out. Some of the bits are the wrong way round.'