How To Be Dead (The 'How To Be Dead' Grim Reaper Comedy Horror Series #1)

by Dave Turner

Some days you are Godzilla. Other days you are Tokyo.

'You don't have to worry if you dream of Death. No, you only have to worry if Death dreams of you.'

'If Star Trek has taught humanity one thing, it's how to bang hot alien chicks. If Star Trek has taught humanity two things, it's also that you will transcend your corporeal forms and become entities of pure energy.

'Humanity. I love you all, but you've really got to stop being wankers to each other. When will you learn? Whatever your gender, race, religion or sexual orientation, you're all as insignificant as each other.