Some days you are Godzilla. Other days you are Tokyo. Beneath the office lighting scientifically engineered to both increase productivity and crush the spirit, Dave Marwood stared out of the window. At twenty-five, he had learned that there were three key stages to employment: A) 'Oh. This is new!' B) 'I don't know what I'm doing.' C) 'Could someone please stab me with this pen?'
