The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
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threw a ball like a girl.
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WTF nuh uh absolutely not
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Leticia, just off the boat, half Haitian half Dominican, that special blend the Dominican government swears no existe,
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Yes! Thank you for mentioning it!
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scored higher than a thousand on his SATs.
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Sheesh he’s not even good at school. He’s really got nothing going for him lmao
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But you can’t regret the life you didn’t lead.)
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Great, his tío said, looking askance at his complexion, now you look Haitian.
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Light skinned Haitian people are apparently a myth
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Octopus 🐙
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did they ever kiss in her car? Did he ever put his hands up her skirt? Did he ever thumb her clit? Did she ever push up against him and say his name in a throaty voice? Did he ever stroke her hair while she sucked him off? Did they ever fuck?
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you’re thinking she’s going to order you to stop wearing bras again because they’re suffocating your potential breasts, discouraging them from popping out of you.
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😩😩no because my Haitian mother told me this exactly when I was 13 years old. Back then I thought it made no sense but not it feels like she might have been been right.
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Belt strap
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bochincheras.
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Figurín de mierda,
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hija de la gran puta in
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sancocho
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He had a long, thin dick that hurt like hell, but the whole time I just said, Oh yes, Aldo, yes, because that was what I imagined you were supposed to say while you were losing your “virginity” to some boy you thought you loved.
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Why is this me
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That’s white people for you. They lose a cat and it’s an all-points bulletin, but we Dominicans, we lose a daughter and we might not even cancel our appointment at the salon.
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mon frère,
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Jeans Pierre Aumont
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Jeringonza is a Spanish language game played by children in Spain and all over Hispanic America. It consists of adding the letter p after each vowel of a word, and repeating the vowel. For example, Carlos turns into Cápar-lopos
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knapped
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mutant abilities.
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Whzt mutant abilities do fat kids have