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This place must be full of shiny turds.
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There’s an apple on the table next to me.
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Archie Andrews’ muscle-bound twin at present.
LMAO WOW because who else were any of us picturing?
The greedy televangelist’s hard-partying, sex-addict kid just dropped the Jesus card.
And it was beautiful! 🤣🤣🤣
Hello Kitty memorabilia?
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“Does the word golden-fucking-delicious ring a bell?”
She apologized! 🙄🤷🏻♀️😬🤣
Snorting, I twist off the cap of the peace water and take a healthy swig as I continue on my way to the rec center.
IDIOT!
She poisoned me.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
4:51 PM: Your girlfriend poisoned me, so no tryouts, and no sex. I’ll be too busy destroying my toilet. Jerk off to that image, asshole.
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“Eating. You should be used to watching me do that by now.”
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He’s feeling generous tonight, and I’m not going to waste my chance to have control over him.
Hmm... 🤔
I’m something more.
You're getting ahead of yourself.
Now, he’s not laughing.
Oh no. You literally just threatened his life too...
“Hey, Porter! Why the fuck is my tuition payment going to someone who doesn’t do his goddamn job?”
HOOOOWEEEEEE!!! TELL HIM! 😍🤣
7:12 AM: Just heard through the grapevine…
Oh shit...
It doesn’t even cross my mind how stupid and thoughtless we’re being because the only thing I can think about is how amazing it feels.
Not like it's the first time y'all have done this...
“Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction?”
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“What’s this now? What are we giving shits about? You two fucking now?”
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“Go look for yourself. I think you might find a weird ass sense of satisfaction from it.”
Do NOT go look!!
“Sure, a regular girl can, but you’re not a regular girl, are you? You’re Mallory-Fucking-Ellis, slayer of dong and owner of bitches.”
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It can’t be over, though. I’ll let it be put on pause for now, but if he thinks I’m going to let it go completely, he doesn’t know me at all.
I don't know if I'm just grumpy because it's so hot in here, or if she's just gotten extremely annoying but, I want her to stfu already.
“Stop yelling at me!” I shout back. “Haven’t I been through enough tonight?”
THAT'S YOUR FAULT, STUPID!!
“If he knew better, he’d know that you’re fucking lost for me.”
“Later, Joe.”
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And now, I have to go back and convince him that I hate him all over again.
I'm getting over this book fast. 🙄 It's too hot for the back and forth.
“Fuck you if you haven’t figured it out yet.” “Then say it,” I shout. “It’s because I fucking love you, okay?” he roars back. “I want to know because I actually give a fuck. I want to keep you safe, but I can’t if I don’t actually know what the hell is going on.”
“Mallory? Are you okay?” Rosalind’s voice is soft and concerned.
So basic. Seriously so close to a DNF.
“Why? Afraid I’ll let it slip that you fucked Laurel last semester, thinking it’d piss Saint off and cure your Mallory obsession?” Gabe spits. “Or are you more worried I’ll tell everyone how you
Ope. 😬😬😬
“Please, Mallory. This is spring break. And while I’ll never touch Archie Andrews again with a ten-foot-fucking-pole, you’re entitled to get some Hot Draco D.” I scrunch my nose. “You’re kind of raunchy, Baby Juggernaut.”
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Today, I just want to pretend to be a normal teenage girl who’s getting ready for her prom, without a care in the world.
You're annoying AF.
just hope no one has pig’s blood on them.” “Don’t worry,” he says in a dry tone. “Rich kids don’t bother with pig’s blood. It’s thoroughbred stallion or nothing.”
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She’d wanted to name him Angel, and when I vetoed that, she came up with an angelic name that sounded suspiciously like Kyle. I told her that I didn’t want my kid punching through drywall and crushing Monster cans against his head, and she’d laughed and asked me if James was okay since the name was so close to my dad's.
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