Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (AmazonClassics Edition)

by Anita Loos

if I took a pencil and a paper and put down all of my thoughts it would make a book.

I would like to be besides an authoress is a cinema star and I was doing quite well in the cinema when Mr. Eisman made me give it all up.

Well I forgot to mention that the English gentleman who writes novels seems to have taken quite an interest in me, as soon as he found out that I was literary. I mean he has called up every day and I went to tea twice with him. So he has sent me a whole complete set of books for my birthday by a gentleman called Mr. Conrad.

I wish

said he never dreamed a girl could go through so much as I, and come out so sweet and not made bitter by it all.

that I do not mind a riskay story as long as it is really funny. I mean I have a great sense of humor.

he never realized I was so beautiful. And he said that there was only one in all the world and that was me.

will send me books to read so that I will not get lonesome there.

and if I don’t really have something definite to put my mind on soon I will scream.

10/10 writing

And Dorothy says that when we get to London nearly everybody speaks English anyway.

HA

I always love the ocean. I mean I always love a ship and I really love the Majestic because you would not know it was a ship

and did nothing but cry and send the steward for some champagne to cheer me up.

because it wastes quite a lot of time telling you what to call a Lord and all the Lords I have met have told me what to call them and it is generally some quite cute name like Coocoo whose real name is really Lord Cooksleigh. So I will not waste my time on such a book.

So I was so upset I said good-bye to Mr. Mountginz and I started to rush right down to my room and cry.

less anybody says about his dancing the better.

I do not see why the Captain does not ask Mr. Cartier to have a jewelry store on the ship as it is really not much fun to go shopping on a ship with gentlemen, and buy nothing but imitations of dogs.

she really does not love nature but always wastes her time and ruins her clothes even though I always tell her not to drink champagne out of a bottle on the deck of the ship as it lurches quite a lot.

Major Falcon knows all the sights in London including the Prince of Wales so it really looks like Dorothy and I would have quite a delightful time in London.

I love this soo much

I mean Fanny is almost historical, because when a girl is cute for 50 years it really begins to get historical.

HAHA

I bought some quite cute hats as childrens hats only cost half as much

REAL

I had almost one of everything until I saw a diamond tiara.