during my final two hours of work, my sense of anticipation towards those sausages had reached crazy heights, so when the shop assistant informed me that the special offer had ended and all the sausages were sold out, I’d fallen into a state of mild shock. ‘I got three whole kilos of them,’ some woman saw fit to butt in and tell me. ‘They won’t all fit in my fridge,’ she added before turning her back on us, chortling merrily as she walked away. I understood in that moment how murderers feel. I also felt very strongly that I didn’t want to go to work the following day. I wanted to laze around
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