Don’t forget: Tomorrow is Bring Your Daughter To Tears Day. Subtext: The idea of Take Your Daughter to Work Day is sad, that in our society girls (not boys) need this extra exposure to the workplace. Couldn’t get tickets to the Daytona 500, so I just stayed home and set a box of Tide on fire. Subtext: NASCAR is a pathetic, too-heavily sponsored sport, and it’s a twisted fact that many people watch if for the accidents. Fun Fact: If you stretched out your intestines they would reach all the way to the cabin in the woods you were murdered in.
