“It’s already started happening. People don’t understand what it’s like to be us. No one wants to do anything any more, everyone just wants me round for dinner. Which is nice and everything, but I don’t want to spend my Saturday nights on a happy couple’s sofa. How am I ever going to meet anyone like that? I’ve never heard of anyone meeting the love of their life because they wandered through their friends’ living room in Bromley.”
