“Well, tonight, I’m going to take you on a tour. A tour of what I like to call the Five Wonders of Pineville, the strangest landmarks our town has to offer.”
The Five Wonders of Pineville were inspired by real landmarks in and near my hometown. In-trepid readers have made pilgrimages to see these monuments. As of this writing, the Cham-pagne of Propane, Car on the Roof, and Oft-Beheaded Dinosaur are all still there. Unfortunate-ly, The Park That Time Forgot was remembered and renovated. Most tragic of all, an SUV veered off route 9, jumped the curb and crashed into Der Wunder Weiner. Thankfully there were no fatalities, but the legendary parking lot hot dog stand was totally destroyed.
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