Sloppy Firsts (Jessica Darling, #1)

by Megan McCafferty

Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too emo for them to handle.

This is a perfect example of a line we changed from the original text because it’s not 2001 an-ymore. Nothing is lost in the edit. The joke still works. Hopefully all of the revisions in these new editions are similarly effective.