“Oh Lance, I’ve done something so fucking stupid.” “What?” he grunted and I took a shaky breath. “I gave Cal a Tiberian tip swirler,” I admitted. “A what?” “A Likranian lip dipping dong dancer,” I explained better. “In a language I can fucking understand?” he demanded and I huffed heavily. “A blowjob, Lance. A fucking blowjob.”
The seth lance relationship baffles me
