“Their royal majesties are going to attempt to untether my dearest Kitty from the clutches of that uncouth usurper to the throne,” Hamish said excitedly. “He will free her from her bonds and make her available to woo in the most natural of ways!” “In English?” Darcy asked me as Geraldine burst into tears. “We’re gonna try and give Catalina a star divorce,” I explained and Darcy smiled widely. “Okay then. Let’s do it.”
