As a boost for failing spirits, someone circulated among the White House staff a mock “Schedule for Welcoming General MacArthur” to Washington: 12:30 Wades ashore from Snorkel submarine 12:31 Navy Band plays “Sparrow in the Treetop” and “I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead You Rascal You” 12:40 Parade to the Capitol with General MacArthur riding an elephant 12:47 Be-heading of General Vaughan at the rotunda
