‘I agree,’ says the woman. ‘I don’t like children who brag about not crying at movies, because no one cries at movies when they’re young. People don’t start getting weepy over nothing until they’re older. I never cried at the movies when I was young, no one does. If someone wants to brag about not crying, they should do it when they’re old. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to start sermonising.’
