Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Don’t worry, Donut,” I said. “We’ll find out who’s responsible, and we’ll make them pay.” Thwump. Something hit the roof of the inn, directly over our heads. It slid off the rooftop and crashed loudly into the street. In the morning we’d discover the body of a naked, twisted human prostitute, sprawled out in the alley next to the inn. Scrawled onto her back in torn, bloodless flesh were the words, “No, you won’t.”

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario Type: Unstable custom explosive Effect: An explosion large enough to rattle the teeth of a god.