Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

But you don’t want to hear about any of this shit, do you?

No, not really. Glad you're aware.

We are guest stars, Carl. It’s too dangerous for a show to have guest stars that are more interesting than the main character. That’s why they killed Barb on Stranger Things.

New achievement! Assassin! You have killed a ranking NPC town official. *Sniff* It seems like just yesterday you were nothing but a scared, level-1 crawler with beautiful feet, pissing yourself as you faced down a rat. Now look at you. You’ve moved all the way up to political assassinations. What’s next? Killing a god?

Ominous