Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

New achievement! It’s Elementary, My Dear Crawler!

This, I thought, this is my family.

“What kind of nightclub doesn’t let your children in?” Donut grumbled, oblivious to my sudden reverie. “We’ll just see about that.”

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

extended period with no power. My head swam. “Fucking hell,” I said. “What the hell happened down there?” “You did it,” Donut said. “You really need to be more careful, Carl.”

“You promised me that I wouldn’t die alone,” she said. “You can’t keep that promise if you die before me. We do this together.”