Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Quint – Level 75 Half-Djinn, Half-Garbage Scowl Desperado Club Pharmacist This is a non-combatant NPC Half-Djinns are common amongst the Hunting Grounds and other forested levels of Dungeon Crawler World. Nobody knows for certain why there are so many hybrid Djinns out there, but one theory suggests that a rather ill-timed expletive is the cause of the population explosion. It is posited that a person in control of a Djinn’s lamp and the resulting three wishes once exclaimed, “Fuck this forest” or “Fuck this level” or “Fuck you all” or some iteration thereof, and the enslaved genie took that as a challenge. As a result, thousands of half-Djinn, half-forest creatures roam the dungeon. Only a few are intelligent. Only a few are sane. They are all dangerous little fuckers. If you kill too many of them, rumor has it their daddy may come looking for you.