Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

GUESSING THE PLOTLINES OF TELEVISION SHOWS IS MY SUPER POWER.

“Yeah, but not the reptilians. Those guys run a shadow government? Please. The last reptilian I knew couldn’t even properly run a fantasy football league.

People want to kill skyfowl because skyfowl are assholes. They don’t need a spell to make people hate them.”

Ergo, a batshit crazy, doomsday cult sect of banished elves now dedicate themselves to protecting the skyfowl in anticipation of the day when the tree goddess destroys the universe.”

I was very aware that what I did next would be considered a Very Stupid Thing.

How can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?”

This is a sucker punch of a line that really grounded the silliness for a beat.