Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“It’s likely the art of cracking nuts with your toes,” Donut said. She turned to the bopca. “Gordo, darling. Get me some walnuts. We need to experiment.”

Donut: HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.”