Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Terror the Clown – Level 10 It’s okay if you just pissed yourself. You wouldn’t be the first.

Now when he snapped his teeth, little tendrils of electricity exploded from his mouth. It’d scared him so much at first he’d actually peed himself,

Is this…my dog?

Mordecai scoffed. “Yeah, but not the reptilians. Those guys run a shadow government? Please. The last reptilian I knew couldn’t even properly run a fantasy football league.