Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

All I had left in this world was right here.

Mongo soon started to snore. I could feel Donut’s warmth against the back of my neck. She breathed softly, oblivious of all that had occurred tonight. This, I thought, this is my family.

The thing was a horse-sized, multi-breasted, pitch black goat monster that looked like it belonged on the cover of one of those 1980s heavy metal album covers, one where if you played it backward, the words would tell you to murder your grandma.

“I was asleep the whole time.” Donut pouted. “They barely showed me at all.” “Sometimes even the side characters need their own episodes,” I said. That seemed to mollify her.