The next chair contained a pudgy, fuzzy brown creature that looked like the result of a wombat/Ewok union. The thing only stood about four feet high, and didn’t wear any clothes except a fucking orange scarf around his neck, like Fred from Scooby Doo. He had two huge cheeks and giant eyes. He was disgustingly cute. I vaguely remembered that Miss Quill had a beanbag version of this race sitting on her shelf. “Oh my,” Donut said. “That is positively adorable.” “This is your host, Ripper Wonton,” Evo said. “He is of a race called a Setonix.