Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Donut ended up with the following: Strength: 20 Intelligence: 23 + 5 (Tiara) +1 (Charm) = 29 Constitution: 4 + 2 (Brush) = 6 Dexterity: 12 + 2 (Crupper) +2 (Bracelet) +5 (temp. floor bonus) = 21 Charisma: 70

After everything settled, I ended up with the following: Strength: 10 + 3 (toe ring) = 13 +3 (When Gauntlet Formed) Intelligence: 5 Constitution: 10 + 4 (shirt) +1 (ring) +2 (ring) +2 (boxers) = 19 Dexterity: 10 + 1 (Gauntlet) = 11 Charisma: 25

Donut’s spells currently were Heal – Level 1 (Max) Torch – Level 10 Magic Missile – Level 9 Puddle Jumper – Level 3 Second Chance – Level 5 Heal Critter – Level 1 Clockwork Triplicate – Level 1

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.”