Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

The thing was a horse-sized, multi-breasted, pitch black goat monster that looked like it belonged on the cover of one of those 1980s heavy metal album covers, one where if you played it backward, the words would tell you to murder your grandma.

Only two books in and these monster descriptions are already beyond absurd (i love it)