Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“Carl, look! I could get a harmonica!” Donut said. She’d pulled up the submenu of entertainment skills. She gasped. “Bongos. They have bongos, Carl.”

But Donut, you have no thumbs 😂😂😂

Donut: HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.