Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. MARK TWAIN

The smooth, seductive, and ultimately deadly Incubus can be identified by his stunning good looks, exquisite charm, and sensuous feet.

That attitude, that we had to wear a mask, even toward our family, it was one I could never understand.

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“What? Are you scared of my butt or something? I’ll have you know it is glorious.” She waggled it at the elves, jingling the crupper that hung like a skirt across her backside. “This is an award-winning derriere!”

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