Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Let me tell you a secret, Donut. Back before all this happened, it was considered a rare thing for somebody to find a job they truly loved.”

“You can’t let people in your chatrooms get out of control, Carl. You need to rule with an iron paw.”