Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

MONGO IS APPALLED.

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

You will not break me. You will not break me.

“Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.”

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario Type: Unstable custom explosive Effect: An explosion large enough to rattle the teeth of a god.