Corsairs: Adiron (Corsair Brothers, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

A music-hating ass, to boot. And there's a lot of things you can be in the universe, but if you hate music, people look at you funny.

Maybe my cock only stands up for females that betray me.

I gave Jade another cup of sweetjuice after she opened up and two-cup Jade is a clingy little thing. Three-cup Jade is an absolute horndog,

Jade just shakes her head at me. "Are you ever serious?" "Not if I can help it. That's Mathiras's job." "One of your brothers?" "Tallest one," I agree. "Looks constipated." "Probably because he's dealing with your shit," she quips. Aaaaand I'm in love all over again.

Adiron just watches me instead of looking around, so if he's a spy, he's a shitty one.

"Are you ever serious? Ever?" Even though he's making me crazy with his assumptions and jokes, there's also something completely charming about him. Like he's as deep as a puddle and he's aware of it, and that's part of his charm.

I wonder if it'd be too forward of me to ask her to sit on my plate and be my dinner? Probably.

I'm allowed to have a little fun. Life can't just be one big unending shitstorm, right?

And bad shit happens to everyone. I just prefer to live my life with pleasure instead of dealing with the pain. I can let the bad things swamp me or I can learn from my mistakes."

"I don't squeal," I say primly as he carries me out of the lavatory. "Not yet," he agrees. "But give me a few minutes."

"I have to admit, I'm new to kissing, but you don't have to worry about the rest. I can lick the paint off a starship."

She's soft here, too, softer than I ever dreamed, and in this moment, I completely understand every bastard that's ever stolen a human…and I want to kill them for doing so. This female deserves only good things in her life. She deserves to be dressed in the finest clothes, eat the finest foods, and deserves the finest tongue on this sweet, soaked cunt.

"Lord help me. I fell for your lies and you don't even know what a clit is. What happened to you licking the paint off a starship?"

I'm such a goner. The only thing I love more than licking cunt is cuddling.

Perhaps this is the universe's way of apologizing to me for all the bad shit that's happened. I imagine some celestial deity pushing Adiron my way. Here, it says. Have this. It'll make you happy.

"No…tentacles?" she asks, panting. That makes me pause. "What?" She pauses, too, looking down at me, all breathless. "You're not going to grow any tentacles or anything weird when we fuck, are you? No goofy alien shit?"

"You're so reasonable. Have I told you how sexy that is?"

"How do we play this, then?" Her smile grows even more dangerous. "As brutally as we want."

So much for kicking asses. Turns out the asses have already been kicked.

"I'm keffing delighted. Being a father is on my list of five favorite things." Jade lifts her head to look me in the eye. She's grinning as she does. "But let me guess, you won't say where on the list it is?" This time, I absolutely will. I give my lovely mate a serious look. "Being a father is number two on my list of favorite things, right below being your mate. Because you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Jade. Nothing will ever change that. I love you. I love every moment we're together, and I can't imagine waking up a day without you by my side. I want to grow old and gray with you, with a dozen children that look just like you."