Corsairs: Adiron (Corsair Brothers, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

I've got jiggly thighs and a fear of heights, so I have to win my wars with smarts.

"He's just sad because he doesn't know what to do so he ran away." "Like a little bitch," Alice mutters.

I'm sweating. I hope Jade doesn't notice that I'm sweating, but…keff me, she's beautiful. She's beautiful, and I'm so keffing nervous.

How cute 😍

I wonder if it'd be too forward of me to ask her to sit on my plate and be my dinner? Probably.

I absolutely do not remember if I saw his cock, and that makes me sad. It has to be as magnificently built as the rest of him, right? Surely fate wouldn't be so cruel as to make him this mouthwatering and then give him a sad little sausage.

bad shit happens to everyone. I just prefer to live my life with pleasure instead of dealing with the pain. I can let the bad things swamp me or I can learn from my mistakes."

I'm suddenly so fucking tired of it. I deserve a night off. I deserve to have fun and be a little reckless.

"Well I keffing stared hard at those magnificent breasts of yours," he tells me boldly. "You're welcome to stare down my cock. I can pull it out right now if you want a good look."

Kef me, she's a cuddler. I'm such a goner. The only thing I love more than licking cunt is cuddling.

Perhaps this is the universe's way of apologizing to me for all the bad shit that's happened. I imagine some celestial deity pushing Adiron my way. Here, it says. Have this. It'll make you happy.

It's been a long time since I had a boyfriend. I was going through a dry spell back on Earth long before I got snatched up by aliens, and I feel rusty and out of practice on getting ready for a date…even if it's just a blowjob date.

"I'm equally good with showing and telling." I run my knuckles lightly along the curve of her cheek. "If you want to dirty talk, I'm good with that."

"No underwear?" "Nah. I prefer to travel the universe free-balling. Makes me less uptight," I joke.

"Now, can I please blow you properly, or are you going to continue to interrupt me?" Now I'm confused. I draw my hands over my cock, shielding it. "You're going to hit me? There?" I knew humans were a little wild, but I don't know if I'd be into dick-smacking. It doesn't sound fun, no matter how much I try to imagine it.

Man, I've never been so glad in my keffing life that humans will put absolutely everything into their mouths. It's a weird thing to be thankful for,

And I'm pregnant with a space pirate's baby. So, you know, no pressure or anything.