I hit Alex with a series of three nerf darts right in the center of his forehead before he even knows what’s happening. Surprising your enemy is key to winning in nerf wars or whatever Sun Tzu said. “Hey,” he complains while I cackle evilly. “What the hell?” “Another important childhood experience,” I explain seriously, holding my fire for the moment. “I’ll tell you where you can find a Nerf gun of your own, but it’ll cost you a kiss.”
