Of course, I’m not that nice because I didn’t load his gun for him when I left it on the counter. I step into the kitchen doorway and find him swearing under his breath, fumbling to get each of the Nerf darts into its chamber. “Any last words?” I ask dramatically. “Yeah.” He gets the last one in place and smirks. “Lick my balls.” Alex aims and hits me right between the eyes and
