“Which one’s durian?” Paul asked. Brian stopped stretching, grabbed Paul’s shoulders, and playfully shook him. He yelled: “It’s just the only food that Andrew Zimmern has refused to eat on Bizarre Foods! Think about that for a second! The badass dude eats fried grasshoppers and even he thinks durian is gross. You know the fruit is protected by a giant spiky shell, right? They’re so crazy and lethal they fall from trees and strike elephants on the head and, like, kill ’em! How is that not a sign we shouldn’t mess with that shit?”
