"You know how people say it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean? It's true. He could have the world's smallest dick, but if he knows how to get you off, it won't matter. It goes for the other side, too. If he has an abnormally enormous cock, it's his responsibility—and yes, I'm using the word ‘responsibility’—to make sure that you're wet enough and ready to take him. I mean, for fuck's sake, we have babies come out of our bodies. You think your pussy can't handle a big dick? I call bullshit on that."

