A Court of Honey and Ash (Honey and Ice, #1)

by Shannon Mayer

“And you’re just telling me now after two hours in the car?” Her eyes widened. “Who is this guy that he can control a meese?” “I don’t think that’s the singular of moose,” I said. “Maybe meese is plural for moose though? But he wasn’t a moose. He was a caribou.”

You may have a dick, but I can cook. Dicks go limp over time; good cooking is forever.”

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men and women are almost always bad."

“Where there is no incentive to understand, most do not strive to do so. Natural ability does not equate to excellence.”

“Sometimes the world pushes us in a direction we think is wrong, because it is not of our choosing. That does not mean it is taking us to the wrong destination, just that the path is one we didn’t foresee.”

“The entrance opens to those who are worthy.” “The spirits are angry, but they will guide you.”