A Court of Honey and Ash (Honey and Ice, #1)

by Shannon Mayer

“You know that he trapped me in a Dutch oven, right?” She let go of the door handle to reach over and grip my forearm. “Dutch oven?” I repeated dumbly, my mind stalling at the unfamiliar words. “Yes, he let out a fart, then jammed the blankets over my head and said, ‘Breathe deeply baby, and it’ll go faster.’”

You may have a dick, but I can cook. Dicks go limp over time; good cooking is forever.”