“Ronan’s Steakhouse. Home of the largest sausage in Moscow.” “Ty sukin syn.” You son of a bitch. I chuckled. “Bitch is appropriate, but ‘cunt’ would be a better description of my mother.” “You touched her,” he gritted through clenched teeth. “My mother?” I parried with amusement. “No. Even I find incest unappealing.” Then I added, “Not to mention, not a huge fan of STDs.”