“I mean, come on! How is that even possible?” “Not sure we have time for me to explain the birds and the bees to you.” “I’m on birth control,” I continued in a calm if somewhat shrieking tone of voice. “My periods are light and irregular, but they’re there.” Mal just shrugged. “I honestly don’t know what to tell you. Want me to take a picture and show you so you can see for yourself?” “Don’t you dare take a picture of my vagina!”
