Ruthless Creatures (Queens & Monsters, #1)

by J.T. Geissinger

There’s nothing more the girl loves than drama. Well, dick. But also drama.

I say with utter conviction, “I’d impale whole armies on my sword if you asked me to.” She wrinkles her nose. “That won’t be necessary.” After a pause: “Do you even have a sword?” “Many, but they all fire bullets.”