The Highland Fling

by Meghan Quinn

This six-month endeavor has done nothing but make me realize how extremely horny I am, because instead of enjoying this country’s beautiful culture, all I can think about is lifting up every kilt that crosses my path and checking for underwear.

Well, there you have it, folks: he’s trying to communicate that he’s currently erect.

I whisper to Dakota. “They are forward here.” Turning back to him, I say, “Congratulations on your erection, sir. Quite a feat

“You know, sometimes I think we get caught up in the idea that our jobs make or break us as humans, when that’s not the case at all. A job is a means to make money and provide for yourself. I think it’s the relationships we cultivate, the energy we put out into the world, that define us.

I don’t believe anything I’ve ever done has been perfect. I’ve never found that something that has made me special. I’ve never uncovered a hidden talent that set me apart from everyone else. Never once have I exceeded expectations. I’ve been average. Average my entire life.

But, most importantly, I never would have found who I am and who I’m supposed to be.