“Wait,” she said, making me pause. “I have critics? Already?” “That’s what you heard?” “I’m human, remember?” she tossed back at me sweetly. “So I’m guessing you haven’t been on Twitter lately.” “No.” She winced and then grimaced. “Do I want to look?” “No.” I could see the curiosity burning in her brown eyes and knew the moment my back was turned that she’d find herself in the middle of a shitstorm.